Is what I'm due to do this weekend, guilt pork, or any food product of choice which suits your "hobby" is where you stay at home to look after the dogs whilst your partner go's off on a much needed holiday, & they "incidentally" drop some pork in the fridge to muffle out your moans of neglect along with a few beers "to help you sleep"
So, just finishing off a smoke of some back bacon then onto the next three* ..which incidentally will likely be done & mess out of the way when she is due back.
Surprising that! (not)
*which will include my first bone in streaky, ...i'm likely to impale myself aren't I!? ..never mind, **germolene & some Curious George plasters will see me through
**But, they taste awful.