I have an exclusive sale of premium polished pizza stones at the bargain price of:
�29.99 plus p&p �9.99.
For an additional �6.99 you can have the deluxe handcrafted version whereby my 4 year old has drawn a set of handles on.
For an additional �9.99 over the standard version you can have the Platinum version which is polished on one face and carefully hand rough hewn on the other to give an authentic rustic finish to your pizza base.
Order the Platinum deluxe which combines the benefits of the Platinum and deluxe for a double discount bargain price of �59.99 inclusive of postage.
Due to quality control issues some lucky buyers may be upgraded to the Platinum version even if you order the standard version.
Please do not compare these quality pizza stones to cheaper offerings on the internet.
I personally guarantee that at least one has been oven tested.
And do not go into Wickes and look at the granite floor tiles in case you realise that for �5.99 you can buy the same thing.
Dave
in a silly mood for some reason...